Who are those people who crap on the top of the bowl and sort of under the seat? Today at work I saw crap all the way up the side of the bog. I have two questions, really....
1 - How do they do it? I don't understand how it is anatomically possible to do that. It's almost as if these guys position themselves so that they can create maximum mess.
2 - How do these people get employed by an organisation so strict on it's human resource policy that they research the last ten years of your life before employing you? Maybe they should research further back and get references on your potty training.
