My bugbear is egotistical pontificating morons who feel the need to have their own website when children are dying from asphyxiation in Bolton. Who are these selfish upstarts? Also why does any true Briton feel that the rest of the world are always trying to deny him having a beer? Answers on a postcard.
Note from Leesie Simon, your concern for the children of Bolton is admirable. In fact, your philanthropy towards all children is to be admired; I remember only too well the day you gave young Caesar in Mozambique a fishing rod and an old pair of shoes. Fair trade, really. All he did was wash your daily catch, fetch your beers and clean your scuba kit. We both know what you paid for that plot of land on the coast and no one in his right mind would trade Caesar's fishing rod for those chickens...
