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Peruvian Pipe Music

 
  Why is it that whenever there are more than three tourists in a place, some South American dude with his wife and child have to set up an amp. and blast that godforsaken pipe music through everyone's brain while trying to flog their home-made CD?

If you've ever travelled in Europe, you'll know what I mean. They also have the same repertoire, viz:
  • All of ABBA, but mostly "Chiquitita" and "Fernando"
  • Don't Cry for Me Argentina
  • My Heart Will Go On (Titanic)
  • Sounds of Silence

My other question takes two parts, really....

1 - Who buys this crap? I can vaguely understand getting swept up with emotion while in Lima, or possibly anywhere in Latin America, but what goes on in people's heads that makes them think, "Ooh, I know a great way for us to remember this holiday in Cambridge: let's buy some of that soothing pipe music!" Do they go home and tell their friends they bought the sounds of Cambridge off some locals?

I mean, why don't they buy a Morris dancing video? It will be as enjoyable.

2 - Do they actually, honestly listen to this when they get home? The only time I can think this would be worth putting on is when some particularly annoying family members have come around for dinner and refuse to leave.

       
This page was added on 05 April 2006

         

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