Catching the last train home, I phone the Pizza Hut to get my order ready for collection when I walk back past the station. The conversation goes as follows:
"Hello Pizza Hut"
"Hi. Please can I order a Quattro Formaggi"
"You want just the pizza, or the Special?"
"What's the Special?"
"Pizza and free garlic bread for £8.95"
"No, thanks. Just the pizza."
Eventually I arrive to collect my pizza.
"One Quattro Formaggi. £10.95 please."
"Huh? I thought it was £8.95?"
"No. That's the Special. You no want the Special?"
"So let's be clear here: Pizza and no garlic bread £10.95. Pizza and garlic bread £8.95?"
