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Using old names of places for sales to make them sound more exotic.

 
  Ceylon is Sri Lanka. It has been since about 1948. Every time I hear an advertisement for "The Finest Teas from Ceylon" it really grates me. And I seem to hear it regularly!

Advertisers have cottoned on to the idea that the dumbed-down society we live in today will believe things are better if they contain an ingredient it's never heard of - like the "Bio-screening" technology Garnier uses.

The piece de resistance of bollocks advertising has to be the "Finest teas from Ceylon and Siam". You mean Sri Lanka and Thailand?

I'd like to make a list of all these places/ingredients that are used to make pretty mundane products sound more exciting. Please feel free to contribute here

Even beer, for example: the ad will say something about being brewed in the traditional German way, or in the spirit of the Saaz hop, or under a closely guarded family secret. Look closely at the label and, on the back, in small print next to the sell by date, it will say: Brewed under license of the Deutsche Weißbier Saufgelage Wirtschaftsverband....by Macca Breweries, Huddersfield, West Yorkshire HD1 5BX. Basically its some home-brew chemical crap from a factory outside Leeds.

Let's start this list:
Advertising Bollocks   Actually means
From
Ceylon
  Sri Lanka
 
Siam
  Thailand
 
Persian
  Iranian
 
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  Nothing. It's either one or the other!
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This page was added on 03 July 2007

         

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